Friday, June 08, 2007

The Hilton Shuffle

As Her Matchsticky returns to jail in California, crying & yelling for her mom, those of us who give a damn about law & order breathe a collective sigh of relief.

Nobody in their right mind believed the spoilt little brat when, on a red carpet hours before handing herself in, she avowed that she was going to face the music, use this as a positive experience and grow stronger from it.

When her own family doctor turned up, diagnosed her with a mystery medical condition condition which required her to be released from the holiday unit she was in to face a 'punishment' of 40 days grounded in her own luxury mansion, we all knew that this was a faithful family retainer or paid-off lackey working a flanker to get her out. Apparently, not only was she 'ill' but she was cold due to only having three blankets in her cell, had been crying and wasn't eating. Awww, diddums! I mean, it's not like she does much of the latter anyway!

This spoilt, talentless waste of oxygen thinks she's above the law. Her contempt for it was shown when she ignored her driving ban in the first place. How she could get time off for good behaviour when spotted still driving as she awaited sentence I never understood. So a thunderous roar of approval is due to her judge who, incensed at not being consulted on her even earlier release, has now returned her to jail to serve the rest of her full 45 day sentence. The only thing that could make me respect him even more is if he now insisted that she serve her term in the general population of a real prison.

I can bet you there will be some kind of addition to her 'reality' show where she & that other vacuous bimbo she works with go to jail, maybe with one of them as a warder. The morons who signed online petitions to 'free Paris' before she even went to jail would lap that up.

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