Thursday, November 15, 2007

Review: American Gangster

Biopic affair about a cop & the drug-dealing gangster he pursues and ultimately befriends, starring Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington and a whole cast of A & B list stars. Directed by Ridley Scott this is an at times leisurely, often brutal and always classy piece of celluloid. The period is captured well, the performances are fine if not electrifying and the story is captivating though lacking in any real depth.

For me, the trouble with this project is that it involved the real protagonists in the production. This is fair enough as it is their story and if you're playing someone it's good to have them around for research and reference. In the case of Frank Lucas, Denzel Washington's character, this means that a vicious, drug-dealing murderer who brought misery to the lives of thousands is given credibility and a sensitive treatment. Whilst the film doesn't shirk from showing some of his brutal excesses the effects on the lives blighted by him and his trade are not reflected. The female workers forced to cut & pack his drugs naked so they can't steal all seem very happy to be working for him, we don't see the damage he's causing nearly enough. There's one very clever sequence where we go from Lucas's Cosbyesque family Thanksgiving to the junkies shooting up and the squalor and misery of their lives. It's powerful and beautifully pitched. It's then followed up with Lucas having an altercation with one of his dealers who has been cutting the drugs too much giving a clear impression that it was this which caused the misery & damage & not anything Lucas was doing.

His 'redemption' at the end when his house of cards came tumbling down is pretty much also dealt with in one scene. Whilst it may be true that the dealer & the cop became friends the switch seems to be very easy. Surely having this man on the set and involved must have gained him an easier ride?

Crowe's character almost seems the usual cliche and if it wasn't for the historical content it could have been dismissed as such. Straight cop, shunned by other for being too honest, divorced, fighting to keep contact with his son, partner turned to drugs and killed by the product of the man he later hunts down, blah, blah, blah. But it was this guys life and stereotypes come about for a reason. Crowe is reputed to have requested tapes of Richie Roberts to get the voice right and Roberts has said he got the walk spot on. Sadly, the accent was shaky with moments of pure Australian creeping in. Not the worst I've heard, but Crowe can do much better.

Washington is clearly a powerful and talented actor. Sadly, I think he's becoming very lazy and it is hard to see the difference between this portrayal and most of the other characters he has played recently. Repetitive physical tricks, like the chewing gum when he wants to be angry, but controlled, the tilts of the head etc etc have all been seen before. Repeatedly. Denzel, you need to watch your DVDs and break some of these habits.

Worthy, watchable and witty in places there are a great many worse ways to spend some time. It would just have been better if you could give a stuff about any of them or there was any real sense of threat towards the hero.

Bloopers. Denzel's character buys a big mansion and moves his whole family into it. Apart from the fact that it doesn't appear to have a drive up to the door forcing the whole crowd to walk across the lawn where they've parked their smoking bangers the sequence of scenes is weird. The family arrive, then there's a big dinner scene and everyone's got changed. Then Denzel shows Mom to her bedroom. After they've been in the house for hours? Where did she change? Why does she act as if it's a surprise she has a room there? They all brought their belongings strapped to the back of their cars like the Clampetts at the start of Beverly Hillbillies.

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

I wonder what this guy rates on the Purity Test?

Seriously, though, why was he arrested for this never mind convicted? He was in the privacy of his own, locked room. Deviant and shocking as his behaviour may be to some (and I do actually include myself in that group) he wasn't harming anyone.

He should be appealing that decision.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Least Likely 2 Breed

Least Likely 2 Breed

Should I let Abby see this?

Maybe buy her some?

Passport incompetence

My passport's up for renewal and, as I'm off to Kyiv just before the baby's due, it had to be done early enough to sort out visas for a side-trip to Chernobyl. (I thought that glowing in the dark might make it easier for baby to recognise Daddy). So, rather than pay the post office to look at my form and send it in, I did it all myself. After all, it's only a renewal and there was little to do on the form. Before you go down that train of thought, I haven't got it wrong, but my passport is still not renewed after over two months and I got another call from them this morning telling me it still hasn't begun processing.

The first couple of times I didn't know why here was a hold up other than that they said my cheque was 'invalid'. I called after the first letter to ask why and was told that they couldn't say why, just that it had been rejected. So I wrote another and got the same response. This time I got a call from a manager telling me that it had been rejected because I had written it in Gaelic. The manager was rather apologetic as, she admitted, there was no legitimate reason to reject a cheque presented in this fashion. However, since they had rejected this one also could I please provide another? Since the postal strike was on I went into the office, suffered the near-strip-search they subject people to these days and stuck it - clearly marked with their own 'urgent' label into the box and left.

I got another call from the manager this morning asking why I hadn't sent them another cheque.

Not only that, but it turns out they still have my first cheque, haven't done anything to begin processing my passport. Why? Because they were waiting for the cheque.

At the moment the manager is 'trying' to get the original cheque onto the system, but this may not be possible as they have cancelled it. Surely I'm the only one who can cancel my cheques? Not only that, but why do they still have a cheque of mine which they rejected? It should have either been returned or destroyed.

Incompetent, careless, useless, time-serving, jobsworth prats.

Hitachi finger-vein scanner to replace car key News - PC Advisor

Hitachi finger-vein scanner to replace car key News - PC Advisor

Sounds like a great idea until you read that different fingers will be programmed for different functions. Makes you wonder which finger most people would programme for paying congestion/parking charges...

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Best Laugh in Months

Once more George Bush made me laugh out loud. True, it was more ironic than usual, but a good laugh is always welcome.

This time it was watching him try to tell the world that Turkey had to seek a better option that sending troops into Iraq. He said Washington was
"making it clear to Turkey it is not in their interest to send more troops in... there is a better way to deal with the issue".

What a fucking hypocrite.

The best part was that you could see even he knew it. He was practically squirming. In a week when he vetoed $35 billion for sick children in America then requested $45 billion to continue the occupation of Iraq (That's about $14m per hour!), perhaps he was just thinking about how they might mess up their economy. America was never threatened by real terror attacks from Iraq, but Turkey actually is being attacked by Kurds from Iraq. Whatever the rights & wrongs of that situation they have a more defined 'right' to invade than the coalition ever did.

Pity he never thought to look for 'a better way to deal with the issue' when he started his own
invasion and took the world one more step along the road to oblivion.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Review: Last Legion

It's good to see that Di Laurentis films are carrying on in the same style as always: crap.

True, it's the kind of crap I like, so it's not necessarily a bad description in relation to their films.

Usually.

In this case, thought I really can't make up my mind about it. It has a good, one might even say great, cast. They mostly do a pretty good job. The fights are excellent and it looks pretty good. Yet I just couldn't settle into it.

There is one big issue I have with this film that I must get out of the way from the beginning. Racism.

It is set during the fall of the Roman Empire to the Goths and supposedly explains the origin of Excalibur (and it sort of does, but I rather preferred the idea of it being a magical weapon bestowed upon the Pendragon line by the sithe, not a really good sword made from bits of an asteroid. That's just personal preference, though). Apparently it all happened rather quickly and around a few short battles. Many of the characters are said to be either Roman or Celtic and these good and noble races are depicted with cast members of all representatives of the latter playing Celts. Apart from Scots because they play the Goths and are played as uncouth, psychopathic, barbarians. For some reason, despite actually being Scottish, many of their accents sound fake. Go figure. Kevin McKidd has perpetrated this oddity in the past. When I first heard him in Grand Theft Auto I was shocked to discover that it actually was him it sounded so fake.

Yet, I'm ambivalent about the use of Scots as the bad guys. Hey, at least it made the villains a discrete racial unit and it meant that many Scots (the usual suspects, mind you) got work out of it.

Ashiwarya Rai is good in it, but - as with almost all women playing warriors - she's just not physically believable. As always her gender is disguised, but you can tell a mile off it's a woman. Frankly, she's just too elegant, beautiful and well-groomed to be believable as a warrior. She still has a really good manicure! And where did they get than standard roman leather breastplate with mouldings in it for her breasts? For that matter, where did the boots with rubber soles come from?

Much of the digital work, again, looks shoddy. I'm beginning to think that this is an artifact of HiDef as it surely can't be every effects house making the same look intentionally. In this case there are shots so badly out of focus they made my eyes cross!


Oh, and Hadrian's wall faces the wrong way. The side with the Roman defenders on it is the Pictish side.


Monday, October 15, 2007

Review: Stardust

With more imagination in five minutes than J.K. managed to give Harry Potter in the entire series this film is just a wonderful tale.

It tugs the heart-strings in the right places without ever becoming mawkish, it has thrilling fight scenes often done in ways you'd not expect to see them. It has modern morality right in amongst the fairy-tale elements and they all blend pretty-well seamlessly. The acting is excellent, the effects dramatic and the scripting sharp and witty.

See it.

Are there no problems for me to gripe about?

Of course there are!

Some of the digital backgrounds are piss-poor. The just don't blend well with the action and it looks like someone went far too heavily on the 'add noise' button in the editor. Ricky Gervais is every bit as tedious as he was at the Diana concert and having two in-jokes which were about as unsubtle as the man himself within the time his three minute first scene took was pathetically self-indulgent. I wonder who wrote them in?

That brings me to another gripe. To listen to many of the comments made about this film you'd think that Jane Goldman gave birth to it herself rather than doing (an admittedly excellent job of) the screenplay. It's a Neil Gaiman story and his imagination knows no bounds. I've not read Stardust but I shall certainly have a look. I have heard quite a lot of negativity about it, though. I'll let you know my totally unhumble opinion.

Monday, October 08, 2007

I'm Back

Finally got the PC sorted out.

Admittedly, since it went online last week, I've spent more time playing Lego Star Wars II than I have in reconfiguring the machine and getting on with the the work I need to do, but hey! I've not been able to game for two months. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

I've also missed a load of great stuff to blog on and I may get around to talking about some of it soon.

Ish.